If anyone has a story where they were humiliated by being sucked up by a vacuum cleaner, and they need a place to be vulnerable about the pain they experienced, this is a safe environment to talk about what you went through.
I'll start; I was simply studying in my college class yesterday, and then I was suddenly shrunk to 1 mm in size! Long story short, I was stuck on the floor for a while, and then the janitor came and sucked me into the vacuum cleaner. The suction from it.. it felt like a hurricane, and the amount of filth that coated my hair and clothes.. I was humiliated and scared; it was a pretty humbling and kinda fun experience, but at the same time, I felt scared, and I'm still trying to heal from the MASSIVE knock my ego took that day (not to mention that my hair and clothes are still filthy from the bits of dirt that were in there).